For any of you who have been wondering why I haven't written for a while it is because my life decided to book a first class ticket on the Stress Express.
I have two tests that I have to take by tomorrow. I just barely met my press deadline for the theatre and today I got stuck on the world's dumbest phone call with a man who couldn't decide whether he wanted the right aisle or the left aisle on the front row. And the whole time I'm just itching to scream,"It's a difference of three feet you moron! Your still going to be able to watch your kid stand and pick their nose from either side!" Grrrr....
Well you know what I say, Murphy, ol' pal? Suck it! You just watch, I'll get my tests done and I'll totally pass them, and then I'll get a job in a clinic where I will never get stuck on pointless half hour phone calls because I'll be too busy being awesome! So there!
